Brewer's
Unoriginal 
Miscellany

Big Brother - in the House

Tony:        Would definitely vote Gordon up for eviction, if only he thought nobody was watching.

Gordon:    Would definitely vote Tony up for eviction, if only he thought nobody was watching.

Ian:            Bit of a loner, although in Big Brother it really helps that nobody ever votes for him.

Cherie:     Caught trying to sell the house in return for an extra two loo rolls in the weekly shopping.

Edwina:    Shameless self-publicist, divides her time between the boys’ bedroom and the chickens.

Prescott:  The Biggest Brother of all, and pleased as Punch to still be part of the programme.

Anne:        Flooded the garden when she made the mistake of climbing into the swimming pool.

Jeffrey:     Spending two years locked in the diary room, although sadly nobody is listening.

Estelle:     Broke with tradition by nominating herself for eviction, then escaped over the roof.

Jade:         She may be a bit thick, but I bet you’d trust her to run the country more than the above.