Big Brother - in the House
Tony: Would definitely vote Gordon up for eviction, if only he thought nobody was watching.
Gordon: Would definitely vote Tony up for eviction, if only he thought nobody was watching.
Ian: Bit of a loner, although in Big Brother it really helps that nobody ever votes for him.
Cherie: Caught trying to sell the house in return for an extra two loo rolls in the weekly shopping.
Edwina: Shameless self-publicist, divides her time between the boys’ bedroom and the chickens.
Prescott: The Biggest Brother of all, and pleased as Punch to still be part of the programme.
Anne: Flooded the garden when she made the mistake of climbing into the swimming pool.
Jeffrey: Spending two years locked in the diary room, although sadly nobody is listening.
Estelle: Broke with tradition by nominating herself for eviction, then escaped over the roof.
Jade: She may be a bit thick, but I bet you’d trust her to run the country more than the above.