Brewer's
Unoriginal 
Miscellany


The Unoriginal Miscellany

Introduction

Weights and measures
Former Blue Peter presenters
Forthcoming Harry Potter books
How Countdown works
Patron saints
East London postcodes
Know your BBC
Famous 37 year-olds
The Clubbing-English bilingual phrasebook
Anglo-American relations
9 of the top rated TV programmes of the 70s
Reasons to be single
10 unwritten rules of soap opera
50 years of the pop charts
Planets and their satellites
Underground passengers from hell
Winter solstice sunset times
Dys-typic
Whatever happened to?
The royal line of succession
Top trivia
Olympic cities
Minimum legal ages
Signs of the zodiac
Big Brother - in the House
Future UK total solar eclipses
Future UK total solar eclipses in your lifetime
Pub toilets
5 things to do waiting for your tea to brew
Anagrams
The Country Code
Wedding anniversaries
Rare chemical elements

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Introduction


At Christmas 2001 Ben Schott slipped a little home-made booklet inside his Christmas cards to friends. The booklet contained all of the essential information and vital irrelevance he supposed that one needed to get through life, but could never find. Friends loved it.

Schott's festive miscellany included, amongst other things:
how to fight a duel
• the correct scoring for conkers
• a nursery rhyme about sneezing
• public schoolboy slang
• the thirteen principles of witchcraft
• clothing care symbols
• the structure of military hierarchy
• a list of the countries where they drive on the left
• useful words in Yiddish
• how to wrap a sari
• bed sizes
• the supplier of bagpipes to the Queen
• iceberg sizes
• the brutal methods of murder encountered by Miss Marple
• wedding superstitions
• words where the vowels are listed in alphabetical order
• unusual deaths of Burmese monarchs
• cloud classification
• the cockney alphabet.


The idea was rapidly snapped up by a well-known book company, and subsequently published as a 160-page hardback book last month. Despite a minimum of publicity the book rocketed up the best-seller lists, mostly through word of mouth. Many desperate Christmas shoppers worked out that this book was the perfect solution to all their present-buying problems, so you were probably sent at least five copies last Christmas, assuming the shops hadn’t sold out.

The book is a sudden but well-deserved success. Two follow-ups are already planned. And, I must say, slipping a little booklet into one’s Christmas cards sounds like an excellent idea to me.



This is not Schott's Original Miscellany.