Brewer's
Unoriginal 
Miscellany

5 things to do waiting for your tea to brew

•  Bash the teabag with a spoon to try to make it go brown quicker.

•  Eat the biscuit you were going to have with your cuppa, so you have to eat another one later.

•  Finish drinking the previous cup of tea someone else made for you ten minutes ago.

•  Hunt desperately in the fridge for some milk that doesn’t smell like it’s evolved into cheddar.

•  Go buy a coffee from Starbucks instead.